No matter what the price of oil, the cost of a litre of petrol will still inexplicably end with .9, all petrol retailers confirmed today. The news comes after the price of a barrel of crude oil temporarily fell to less than zero today, [read...]
New business venture, WeBuyAnyPlane.com, has had the greatest launch in business history and is already worth more than the total value of all money in circulation worldwide. The website offering reads, ‘Just pop in the registration number of your aircraft – [read...]
A Colchester driver has had the wool pulled over his eyes again by ingenious global petroleum companies, through their clever use of fractions of pence in their pricing, it has been revealed. Steve Vickers subconsciously made the assessment that 114.9 pence per litre was ‘significantly less’ [read...]
With energy costs at their highest yet, David Cameron promised: ‘With the first three months of the year traditionally having the highest mortality rates amongst the elderly, people can rest assured that energy supplies will not be affected’. [read...]
