Fears that Mark Thatcher ‘might get lost’ on way to his mother’s funeral
‘If you’re used to driving in the desert, navigating through central London is going to be a very different challenge’.
Posted: Apr 17th, 2013
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Iron Lady stolen by scrap metal thieves
‘At this stage we believe Mrs Thatcher may have been accidentally left outside on the street and pinched when no-one was watching by some entrepreneurial rag-and-bone men,’ explained Detective Inspector Dean Morgan who is leading the investigation. ‘With a street value of almost three quid, she could be anywhere by now. My guess is she’s already in a scrapyard, squashed between two Ford Cortinas.’
Posted: Apr 15th, 2013
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James Herbert funeral to have sex scene about a third of the way through
It is believed that the service book will soon fall open at just the right places.
Posted: Mar 21st, 2013
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Council ban on Good Life remains
Funeral directors have requested family flowers only, but well-wishers who happen to have any old cabbage leaves, unwanted teabags or potato peelings they’re desperate to get rid of, are requested to bring them along to the funeral.
Posted: Feb 19th, 2013
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‘It’s Dear Diana all over again’ say North Koreans at Jong-il’s funeral
The outbursts of emotional distress at the funeral of leader Kim Jong-il have not been witnessed on the streets of Pyongyang since news of the tragic death of Diana, Princess of Wales, reached North Korea fourteen years ago.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2011
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