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Autocorrect to be suspenders until father notices
Steaming bathtub, Auto-correct is to be effectively fried with Imodium effects, it has emerged. [read...]
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Met Office promises ‘gloomiest sky for 70 years’
Meteorologists were today said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ that the skies over much of Britain would tonight be the gloomiest in living memory. ‘You might think a grey sky is a grey sky is a grey sky,’ [read...]
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IMDB acknowledges unexpected George RR Martin sequel: “Game of Blames”
STORYLINE: As Dark Winter approaches, follow the adventures of Borys, Pryme Mynister in the House of Comyns, in his epic battle with Donuld Tuskmeister from EUssos. Each one lashes out with their dragon tongue to inflict blame and suffering on the other. [read...]
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Spoiler Alert! George RR Martin doesn’t know how GOT ends either
The American novelist has confessed that he is avoiding all online discussion of ‘Game of Thrones’, so he can also enjoy the surprise of how it all ends. Although having started the epic series in the early 90s, [read...]
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Royal baby to blame for literally everything, says internet
Despite having been ensconced in a womb for 9 months until very, very recently, it would appear that every single person on the internet is taking a break from snarking at each other to blame the poor little sod for something. [read...]