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Rebekah Brooks should go now, urges Gaddafi

wave after wave of reprisals expected‘She may well be charismatic, but she’s also power-daft,’ said Gaddafi. ‘I don’t think she can hold out much longer. It’s getting embarrassing, y’know?’

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2011
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Qaddafi subdues international critics by changing the subject

In a surprise move certain to galvanize pro-Qaddafi forces and quell the recent rebel uprisings throughout Libya, embattled Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi has begun a campaign of changing the subject as often as possible to anything other than Libya.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011
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Emergency drop of Star magazine quells Libyan fighting

Calm is gradually returning to the streets of Tripoli and other cities, after 100,000 copies of Star magazine were parachuted into the country by the RAF. This, reports say, has led to angry factions laying aside their differences and properly absorbing themselves in fatuous trivia for the first time in their lives.

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2011
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Retirement communities in battle for Gaddafi’s signature

Fat manilla envelopes have been piling up in the Tripoli palace of beleaguered despot, Muammar Gaddafi from retirement communities around the globe.

Roy Greenstreet is managing director of Tyrants-R-Us – ‘almost assassination-free since 1975’ – a small gated community in Tirana, Albania. He says he’s excited by the prospect of adding Gaddafi to his rosta of brutal dictators who have chosen to spend their declining years in luxurious surroundings.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2011
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