In the recording, made at a private donor dinner for Uppity supporters, the wealthy top hat-wearing aristocrat is shown describing 47% of Mr Men and Little Misses as ‘scroungers’ who would ‘only ever’ [read...]
‘You’ve got the hearing-impaired, the partially sighted, same-sex this, transgender that… It’s impossible to keep up, but one does one’s best.’ [read...]
‘Before I realised what I’d done I’d slammed the door shut with the keys inside. What an idiot! I couldn’t believe it. It was so embarrassing.’ [read...]
Prime Minister David Cameron today attempted to pour water on Labour’s accusations that Britain’s gaffe reserves are at a dangerously low level after being depleted by the coalition at an unsustainable rate over the last few weeks. [read...]
Queen’s husband suffering from an unknown illness which is rendering him ‘almost pleasant’. [read...]
