Critics of the newly incumbent Prime Minister have expressed their ‘astonishment and disbelief’ at his measured performance – by his standards – since assuming the role. In his first weeks of office he has not attempted to mate with any female World Leaders, [read...]
Excerpts from the hidden camera footage released today include Jeremy Paxman offering to say ‘Turd’ for £500, ‘Bell-end’ for £1500, and boasting that he would ‘drop the C-bomb for ten grand’. [read...]
Top Gear have apologised in a written statement signed by all three presenters and producers after supposedly ‘off air’ comments made during the segue from studio broadcasting to feature were transmitted live. [read...]
