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Eleanor Hawkins sentenced to Game of Thrones style ‘public shaming’

The student will be forced to walked naked through the streets of Draycott back to her home, followed by the entire Derby County football team chanting, ‘Shame, shame, shame!’

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Posted: Jun 16th, 2015
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Cameron slaughters shadow cabinet after watching Game of Thrones

thine shall be mine...The election took an unexpected turn today, when the entire shadow cabinet was butchered after visiting Number 10 for ‘a chat over tea and cakes’.

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Posted: May 4th, 2015
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Lib Dems to rebrand as The Second Sons

Drawing upon the immense popularity of The Game of Thrones and recognising his party’s real role on the political landscape, Nick Clegg has announced that the Liberal Democrats will be renamed after the sellsword army The Second Sons.

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Posted: Apr 29th, 2015
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Man avoids Game of Thrones spoilers by masquerading as PM

as close as you can get to the real thing‘I had reservations at first; I don’t know much about keeping the interest rate from dipping below inflation, but weirdly it doesn’t seem to matter. If someone asks me a question I just say ‘a fair deal for honest, hard-working Britons’ or ‘I have complete faith in Mr Osborne’ and they seem satisfied with that.’

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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One dead as Andy Murray celebrates Game of Thrones return with Dothraki wedding

Dothraki weddings ‘begin at dawn and end at dusk, an endless day of drinking and feasting and fighting’, so in a bid to differentiate it from a normal day in Scotland, Murray invited along famous bottler Tim Henman.

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2015
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