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Historians hail Grand Theft Otto as first video game

hailed by critics as 'a massive ego trip' from start to finish‘Players take on the role of the Prussian Chancellor, Count Otto Von Bismarck, and try to reunify Germany without catching syphilis.

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2014
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NSA gaming surveillance concludes we REALLY hate pigs

it's almost as if it's some kind of metaphor for somethingYears of extensive illegal surveillance of our gaming habits has led to the shock revelation that the public ‘don’t just simply dislike’ hog-kind, but they actively ‘loathe’ all swine and their constant ‘flouting’ of building regulations.

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Posted: Jan 28th, 2014
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Pacifist ‘Call of Duty’ designer calls for ‘peaceful solution to avoidable conflict’

give trees a chanceAn attempt to diffuse the increasing tension between prospective players of hotly anticipated video game ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops II’ was launched today, as one of the game’s designers called for ‘a peaceful resolution to an avoidable conflict’.

Ted Stevenson, who served as lead tree modeller on production of the game, stated that he ‘did not wish for every player to press start with murder on the mind’, but instead ‘to look around and enjoy the rich and verdant landscape’ he’d spent the better part of a year creating.

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Posted: Oct 10th, 2012
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