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Gang initiation tests ‘getting easier’ claim critics
‘All candidates need to do is glare menacingly at a pensioner whilst wearing a hoodie.’ [read...]
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New York cop looks forward to retirement after uneventful last week at work
Buried ‘up to his ass’ in paperwork all week [read...]
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Dozens feared inconvenienced as bikers clash outside Isle of Wight cafe
Police were called to the Blue Rinse Cafe on the seafront at Shanklin, Isle of Wight, yesterday to deal with an outbreak of the type of violence not seen since the mid-1960s. The trouble is understood to have erupted when a gang on mobility scooters aggressively took the last parking spaces. [read...]
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Gangland killings to be revolutionised by Google ‘Drive-by’
‘We’ve been sending out our specially adapted cars to take panoramic views of the major slaying spots for execution-style murders’ [read...]
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Britain to send arms to ‘Murder Dem Batty Boy’ gang in bid to end the war on drugs
Britain is to extend its policy of arms dealer diplomacy to its own War on Drugs, in a move that will see Cruise Missiles supplied to the Murder Dem Batty Boys gang in Croydon. [read...]