‘We’ve been sending out our specially adapted cars to take panoramic views of the major slaying spots for execution-style murders,’ said Kelly Preston, spokesperson for the global technology giant. ‘If you’ve got a bad-ass mother you need to silence, we can help you work out where to and how to.’
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