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Gang initiation tests ‘getting easier’ claim critics

‘All candidates need to do is glare menacingly at a pensioner whilst wearing a hoodie.’

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2010
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Duelling with swords to be banned once again

The government is being forced to rethink its policy of making duelling with swords legal in the UK. Introduced last July, the expanded duellists’ code was said to reflect the demands of upholding honour and respect in a vibrant, modern society where it is often considered necessary to ‘defend one’s hood’ and on occasion ‘twat someone who’s been staring out your be-yatch’.

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2009
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Parents going to extreme lengths to secure children’s places in top teenage gangs

qualifications definitely getting harder‘Local gangs are now insisting on written tests, with graffiti being marked on spelling, content and quality of target.’

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2009
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New wonder-drug ‘totally ineffective against gunshot wounds’

In an emergency, tablets to be taken orallyVictims of gangland shootings were divided into three groups: the first was given Atryptosol, the second a placebo, and the final group received no medical assistance whatsoever. All died.

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2009
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South African criminal gangs behind schedule for 2010 World Cup

flair, passion, high body count. fears that some visiting supporters could return home unharmed and still in possession of their wallets

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Posted: May 20th, 2009
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