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Gangsters to create 300 new jobs in Manchester

Manchester’s premier criminal syndicate has announced it will be opening up three hundred new positions in their local gangs in the area. New applicants should apply in the back alley of Tibb Street, knock three times on the door and say the password ‘Lotusflower’.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2012
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Kray twins to be reintroduced into the wild

a return to the good old days‘The locals are always saying how things were better when the Krays were in charge, well now we have an opportunity to test that theory.’

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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