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Catholic Church implodes arguing where it stands on gay divorce

Catholic churchVatican can’t decide whether to stand by historic opposition to divorce or whether they should encourage the failure of same-sex marriage.

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Posted: May 24th, 2015
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Conservatives rule out coalition with themselves if they win general election

Speaking to the press today, Prime Minister David Cameron was adamant there was no possibility of the Conservatives forming a coalition with the rest of the Conservative party should they win the election in May.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2015
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Gay marriage; Shellfish next abomination to be legalised

After the successful legalisation of gay marriage, which hasn’t resulted in any smiting, earthquakes or unusual cosmological signs, the Government is considering legalising the consumption of shellfish.

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Posted: Apr 10th, 2014
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Elton John to marry himself

still capable of standingSir Elton John is to marry himself in what is expected to be one of the most glittering ceremonies ever seen. The marriage has thus far been disallowed on the basis that he is the same sex as himself, though a change in the law means the Rocket Man singer can now fulfil his lifetime’s ambition.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2014
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Straight men to push for ban on marriage between heterosexual couples

In the wake of gay marriage being legalised, straight men across the UK today called on politicians to vote for a ban on marriage between different sex couples. ‘It seems a fair swap,’ said spokesman Trevor Coshpot. ‘We were baffled enough when gay men fought tooth and nail to be allowed into the army, now they want to be married as well?’

The proposal aims to alleviate pressure on wedding venues and marriage counselling services by significantly reducing the number of people getting married.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2014
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