Gaza border crossing to get Tesco Metro
Now busy Palestinians will be able to pop out for a pint of milk and a ready meal for one
Posted: Jan 16th, 2010
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UN mix-up sees Chuckle Brothers appointed Middle East peace envoys
Embarrassed UN officials today confirmed that Barry and Paul Chuckle, the much-loved children’s entertainers, have assumed joint responsibility for the role of the UN’s Peace Envoy to the Middle East following ‘some confusion at the office of our PR firm’.
Posted: Sep 17th, 2009
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Middle East Conflict resolved by a group hug
‘It’s all so silly really when you think about it. It’s only religion, history and land; what’s to fall out about?’
Posted: Apr 20th, 2009
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Israeli tanks deflecting anger with ‘Baby on Board’ stickers
Israeli tanks occupying key positions in Gaza are displaying Baby on Board’ stickers in an effort to divert criticism from locals. There have been a number of reported incidents in which angry mobs of Palestinian youths gathered to throw stones at Israeli tanks, but stopped as soon as they noticed the baby sign.
Posted: Mar 4th, 2009
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Pub regulars inadvertently put world to rights
A group of drinking friends were hailed as heroes this morning after providing solutions to all the world’s major problems during the course of a routine night out in Runcorn. The Nag’s Head regulars unwittingly formulated a manifesto for a vastly improved world in a 20-minute conversation between last orders and turning-out time, but didn’t discover the effect of their far-reaching solutions until the following morning.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2009
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