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Paul Hollywood ‘snubs’ Fifty Shades of Grey role

Silver fox and baking big-wig Paul Hollywood has frustrated film producers by refusing the lead role in the movie adaption E.L.James’ novel. This is despite his ability to maintain a brooding intensity while manipulating a ‘pair of buns’, punishing a ‘soggy bottom’ and filling a tart with ‘cream’.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2013
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Phone vote victory for Michael Gove in ‘Great British F**k off’

The British Public have a new champion tonight, with a proud Mr. Gove scoring highly in the signature round with a pleasingly pseudo-Latin sobriquet – ‘Asinus stultissimus’. This followed his spectacular ‘deconstructed’ education system or a ‘sh*t soufflé’ as Marry Berry described it.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2013
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