Teaching of foreign languages to be replaced by ‘talking very slowly’ lessons
Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’.
Posted: May 12th, 2013
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GCSEs to be replaced with GOVEs
‘It is entirely coincidental that the proposed test rhymes with ‘cove’,’ declared the Secretary of State.
Posted: Sep 18th, 2012
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Gove to reintroduce school bullies
Education secretary Michael Gove has defended his decision to reintroduce formal bullying into secondary schools, and rejected accusations it would mean ‘two tiers before bedtime.’
Posted: Jun 21st, 2012
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Gang initiation tests ‘getting easier’ claim critics
‘All candidates need to do is glare menacingly at a pensioner whilst wearing a hoodie.’
Posted: Aug 21st, 2010
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Girls expected to outperform boys in opening GCSE and A-level results
‘Girls far outperform boys in hysterics, histrionics and dramatic effects when they open their exam results,’ said Professor Sheila Sweeney.
Posted: Aug 9th, 2010
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