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Teaching of foreign languages to be replaced by ‘talking very slowly’ lessons

'Six conjugations for one verb? I think not.'Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’.

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Posted: May 5th, 2010
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Teachers lament declining standards of parent-written coursework

'Well, I'd say it was completely this, but it's, like, totally up to you...'‘Parents are consistently failing to reach the standard of sham coursework required for GCSE and A-Level.’

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2009
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National Curriculum to include the ‘Bleedin’ Obvious’

bleedin obvious lessonThere is concern that much of Britain’s workforce is under-educated in this area, and continues to fall for email scams, Readers Digest appeals and offers of extended warranties.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2007
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Government to publish league tables on ‘hardest’ schools

School gang‘Often the highest GCSE results come from boys who are soft as shite.’

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2006
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