All good ideas taken claims frustrated screenwriter
‘It’s so frustrating to be watching Indiana Jones knowing that I would have came up with it if George Lucas had just given me the chance,’
Posted: Apr 12th, 2013
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Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice
Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2012
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Evil empire takes over other evil empire in bid to finally crush childhood memories
Under the terms of the invasion, Lucas will retain a consultancy role from his bottle dungeon at Disneyland.
Speaking for about three quarters of an hour too long, the in-house Disneyland torturer said that Mr Lucas was looking forward to the franchise further trampling fans’ sacred memories underfoot.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2012
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Jedis disappointed with new ‘energy-saving’ lightsabers
‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. ‘They take ages to light up and when they do you can barely see anything with them.’
Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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Death Star to close this Sunday, confirms Vader
The Empire confirmed today it is closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised ‘full co-operation’ with the official investigation into alleged illegal practices over a number of years, culminating in the destruction of the planet Alderaan.
Posted: Jul 8th, 2011
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