Election decided on penalties
With political stalemate gripping Westminster it was agreed yesterday that the outcome of the 2010 British General Election be decided by a penalty shoot-out.
Posted: May 4th, 2013
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Triple-dip latest: Jubilant Chancellor ‘ready’ for outpouring of national gratitude
The ever-popular Chancellor, George Osborne, has led a wave of national jubilation after the wonderful news emerged that the UK has avoided a triple-dip recession.
Posted: Apr 25th, 2013
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European Court upholds ‘right to bitch about politicians’
In a victory for the UK, the European Court has upheld the right of British citizens to bitch endlessly about politicians from all parties.
Posted: Apr 23rd, 2013
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Millions of Romanians, Bulgarians preparing to ‘avoid UK like the plague’
Fears of a huge influx of immigrants from Romania and Bulgaria have given way to indignation after a poll showed workers from the two countries are preparing to ‘avoid Britain like the plague’, when movement restrictions are eased later this year.
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2013
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Chancellor now understands ‘why we cry’
Scientists today expressed excitement that the pioneering android Chancellor, Gideon11, may have for the first time experienced something equivalent to human emotion.
Posted: Apr 17th, 2013
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