Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
Today HM Revenue & Customs (HRMC) defended their decision to levy £4,327 from Facebook in 2014, based on the social network giant’s contribution to the ‘sum of human kindness’. HRMC also rejected calls to link Facebook’s corporation tax to their global profits of $701m, [read...]
In a disappointing start to the New Year, the illusionist and all-round mentalist has revealed that he was behind the most elaborate ruse to be performed upon UK TV viewers. Mr Brown explained that through a series mind games, [read...]
Some £1.5 trillion has been lost over the course of 2015 in a nationwide scam that ‘encourages’ people to pay money into a fraudster’s account, according to Financial Fraud Study (FFS). [read...]
Workers at B&Q in Tunbridge Wells were stunned yesterday during their tea break by the surprise arrival of two demonic figures: War and Famine. The nervous employees had only just sat down to chew on their ginger nuts when they were treated to an apocalyptic account of the horrors waiting in store for them if the country voted for Brexit. [read...]
