The Prime Minister has insisted he only ever employs ‘legitimate truth-avoidance techniques’ when talking to the British public, and denied accusations of truth evasion. Mr. Cameron has come under intense scrutiny this week for cagey comments about his tax affairs and previously owning shares in an offshore fund. [read...]
Police have warned the general public and especially tourist to keep away from the Downing Street area after George Osborne, despite clear and repeated guidance, was fed after midnight yesterday. Hundreds of small but growing Chancellors are running amok at number 11 not only with odd ad surreal policy statements but also chasing and torturing… [read...]
‘Look’ George Osborne told journalists today, ‘I really couldn’t care less about the disabled, your stinky old granny, the losers who don’t vote Tory or anyone who isn’t me, so why apologise?’ [read...]
Nigel Smythe, MP for Littlehampton, is the first to put the Conservative dilemma bluntly: ‘For one half of us, it’s Brexit. For the other half, it’s welfare’ he told a constituency meeting. ‘But unless the party decides exactly what to tear itself apart about, [read...]
Professor Stephen Hawking has been appointed as an economic adviser to George Osborne, the Treasury has announced.
Whilst not questioning his intellect, some critics have questioned what economic experience the famous physicist and cosmologist has. [read...]