‘Look’ George Osborne told journalists today, ‘I really couldn’t care less about the disabled, your stinky old granny, the losers who don’t vote Tory or anyone who isn’t me, so why apologise?’ [read...]
Nigel Smythe, MP for Littlehampton, is the first to put the Conservative dilemma bluntly: ‘For one half of us, it’s Brexit. For the other half, it’s welfare’ he told a constituency meeting. ‘But unless the party decides exactly what to tear itself apart about, [read...]
Professor Stephen Hawking has been appointed as an economic adviser to George Osborne, the Treasury has announced.
Whilst not questioning his intellect, some critics have questioned what economic experience the famous physicist and cosmologist has. [read...]
With the manufacturing industry in decline and the public sector is sold off for ‘spare parts’, there will be a significant expansion in ‘those in need of a sugar rush’. It does however mean that 70% of the UK’s output will now be based on school tuck-shop revue; [read...]