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U.S. re-starts secret testing of the word ‘nuke-u-lor’

Reports from monitoring stations have confirmed that the United States has restarted underground testing of the word ‘nuke-ulor’. The reports have been greeted with dismay by the international community. UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon describing the move as ‘an act of harassment, but without the emphasis on the second syllable of harassment’. Monitoring stations have been [...]

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2011
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Car parking issues at UN building cause of most international disputes

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has today announced radical plans to tackle global conflict by building a new improved car-park at the UN Headquarters in New York.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2011
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Britain ‘chuffed’ with name-check in George W. Bush book

Haven't been so happy since Ronald Reagan only slightly mis-pronounced 'London'A carnival atmosphere erupted as it was discovered that the small island nation had been name-checked in the former president’s memoirs – and not just once!

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Posted: Nov 14th, 2010
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George Bush can’t believe he missed out on Nobel Peace Prize by just a few months

"Darn it, if only I'd hung around longer"‘I Didn’t win a darned thing throughout eight years in the job – except that war in Iraq of course, ain’t that right Dick?’

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2009
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Al Gore still pretending to wife that he won in 2000

Said he was going off to work each day to ‘run the country’.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2009
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