Britain has a track record of not getting the beers in, claimed Jean Claude Juncker, conjuring up a useful metaphor to characterise the country’s reluctance to pay any Brexit divorce bill. [read...]
Following the turmoil caused by the UK voting to leave the EU, officials have decided to award the job of running the organisation to Sky. A Sky spokesman explained that they were “terribly pleased to be awarded the multi-million Euro contract” [read...]
An international symposium on the origins of the holocaust has concluded that the problem was not so much Hitler building on centuries of anti-Semitism by blaming the Jews for Germany’s loss of World War One and the economic woes of the Weimar Republic as the absence of a reality TV star/model to present thirsty Waffen-SS officers with a carbonated soft drink. [read...]
In the wake of financial woes in the Eurozone, it has now been confirmed that Angela Merkel has launched a new German led European ‘Frank Bank’. [read...]
A 95-year-old German-Greek man who has been married to his 90-year-old British wife and resident here for seventy years may have to leave Britain after Brexit, it has emerged. The man has multiple nationalities and is known to his friends as ‘Duke’ as some struggled with his family name of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg [read...]
