Theresa May has returned to Downing Street empty-handed after failing to find the cut-price Brexit she wanted in the Boxing Day sales. She may now have to have to pay the full price, with 18 months of party squabbling and wholesale back-stabbing and even then may not achieve a working solution. [read...]
Britain has a track record of not getting the beers in, claimed Jean Claude Juncker, conjuring up a useful metaphor to characterise the country’s reluctance to pay any Brexit divorce bill. [read...]
Following the turmoil caused by the UK voting to leave the EU, officials have decided to award the job of running the organisation to Sky. A Sky spokesman explained that they were “terribly pleased to be awarded the multi-million Euro contract” [read...]
An international symposium on the origins of the holocaust has concluded that the problem was not so much Hitler building on centuries of anti-Semitism by blaming the Jews for Germany’s loss of World War One and the economic woes of the Weimar Republic as the absence of a reality TV star/model to present thirsty Waffen-SS officers with a carbonated soft drink. [read...]
In the wake of financial woes in the Eurozone, it has now been confirmed that Angela Merkel has launched a new German led European ‘Frank Bank’. [read...]
