As Prime Minister Boris Johnson prepares to travel to Germany and France this week, he doesn’t expect to raise the subject of Brexit. ‘It’s old hat now, can’t be arsed to tell the truth,’ he said, [read...]
Theresa May has returned to Downing Street empty-handed after failing to find the cut-price Brexit she wanted in the Boxing Day sales. She may now have to have to pay the full price, with 18 months of party squabbling and wholesale back-stabbing and even then may not achieve a working solution. [read...]
Britain has a track record of not getting the beers in, claimed Jean Claude Juncker, conjuring up a useful metaphor to characterise the country’s reluctance to pay any Brexit divorce bill. [read...]
Following the turmoil caused by the UK voting to leave the EU, officials have decided to award the job of running the organisation to Sky. A Sky spokesman explained that they were “terribly pleased to be awarded the multi-million Euro contract” [read...]
An international symposium on the origins of the holocaust has concluded that the problem was not so much Hitler building on centuries of anti-Semitism by blaming the Jews for Germany’s loss of World War One and the economic woes of the Weimar Republic as the absence of a reality TV star/model to present thirsty Waffen-SS officers with a carbonated soft drink. [read...]
