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Belgium dead; lay undiscovered for two weeks

The discovery was made when Germany called round one afternoon.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2014
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France surrenders ‘just in case’

Despite not being under any kind of threat, the French Government surrendered today.

‘It was all this talk of 1914, I suppose’, said one minister.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2014
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Conservative Party to adopt new ‘jackboot’ logo in place of tree

SchweinhundsThe Conservative Party has decided to rebrand itself as ‘The Workers Party,’ following poor opinion poll ratings among low-waged workers in marginal constituencies.

They have also been urged by constituency MPs to replace the party’s logo – currently a green tree – because it no longer reflects the party’s aspirations and the leader’s determination to ‘get rid of all this green crap.’

A backbencher has suggested adopting a boot as the party’s new symbol, to suggest sympathy with hardworking Brits who, as a consequence of the global economic crisis of 2008, have had to show resilience and fortitude by pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. However, a graphic design consultancy asked to submit some preliminary images said it was difficult to make the bootstraps stand out in silhouette, and suggested the party might prefer to use the more classic outline of a military jackboot instead.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2014
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Qatar ‘will be moved’ to hold Qatar World Cup, says Fifa official

Fifa has played down claims from its own general secretary that the 2022 World Cup can take place in Qatar only if the country is transported, sandbag by sandbag, somewhere else.

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2014
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Roy Hodgson in homophobia row after referring to German midfielders as ‘Benders’

Following on from the recent ‘space monkey’ row, England manager Roy Hodgson has found himself in further controversy after reportedly referring to two German players as ‘Benders’ during Tuesday’s friendly.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2013
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