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Scientists finally create a dog that is just for Christmas
‘Puppies are so cute, but those last 14 years or so can really drag.’ [read...]
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Child outraged as parents fail to buy him any Xmas presents for seventh year running
Seven-year-old Josh Cooper was ‘angry, yet not altogether surprised’ yesterday when once again his parents failed to buy him a single Christmas present.
‘If it wasn’t for the XBox Kinect, Iron Man toys and new bike from Santa, [read...]
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Petrol stations stock up ahead of ‘last minute dad shopping’
Stocking up on Peppa Pig merchandise [read...]
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Bollocks, says everyone, as Mayan apocalypse fails to happen
There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen. [read...]
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Mothers rewarded for year of dedication with crappy pub lunch
‘The reality will be business as usual, except they will be spending a good chunk of my household budget on buying an overpriced meal in a crowded noisy pub, where I will still be on peacekeeping duty and doing the ordering.’ [read...]