Posts Tagged ‘gifts’
Bollocks, says everyone, as Mayan apocalypse fails to happen
There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen.
Posted: Dec 12th, 2014
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Scientists finally create a dog that is just for Christmas
‘Puppies are so cute, but those last 14 years or so can really drag.’
Posted: Nov 30th, 2014
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Mothers rewarded for year of dedication with crappy pub lunch
‘The reality will be business as usual, except they will be spending a good chunk of my household budget on buying an overpriced meal in a crowded noisy pub, where I will still be on peacekeeping duty and doing the ordering.’
Posted: Mar 10th, 2013
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Man facing £4,000 credit card bill for ‘perfect mother’s day gift’
Paul Taylor’s prayers were answered when he saw an advert for ‘Beautiful’ by Calvin Klein, which described the new fragrance as ‘the perfect gift for mother’s day’. ‘I could now make amends for the previous year’s mishap with not just a good gift, but a perfect gift.’
Posted: Apr 2nd, 2011
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