We recognise that we’re getting on a bit, and the logistics of delivering presents to children the length and breadth of the planet in one night is becoming increasingly difficult. [read...]
‘Puppies are so cute, but those last 14 years or so can really drag.’ [read...]
Stocking up on Peppa Pig merchandise [read...]
There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen. [read...]
‘The reality will be business as usual, except they will be spending a good chunk of my household budget on buying an overpriced meal in a crowded noisy pub, where I will still be on peacekeeping duty and doing the ordering.’ [read...]
