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Man finds ‘gorgeous’ new girlfriend via toilet graffiti

‘She’s got expensive tastes, every date costs a fortune. But, hell, she’s a real looker and, for an ex-convent girl, very broad-minded. Let’s face it, not every woman is happy to have sex on the first date.’

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Posted: Jun 4th, 2014
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Man convinced mentally unstable girlfriend just ‘quirky’

‘She just has her own style, that’s all,’ said Gary, visibly shaking after his girlfriend screamed at him that he was ‘a fucking failure’ and had ‘ruined’ their lives for forgetting to buy cabbage.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2011
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Woman actually dates man for his sense of humour

may have to wait years for the punchlineExperts are celebrating a major breakthrough in modern dating after Suzanne Roberts, a single woman from Nottingham, met and fell for a man she conceded was ‘not conventionally attractive,’ but did possess a great sense of humour.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2011
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Couple split after misunderstanding over ‘5-tissue movie’

‘Cassie said she hadn’t watched a good 5-tissue movie for ages, so I was off to Blockbuster like Usain Bolt,’ said Aaron. Sadly his choice of ‘Jism-Drinking Chingford Vixens’ wasn’t quite the type of tear-jerker she’d had in mind.

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Posted: May 9th, 2010
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Girlfriend ‘struck off’ after admitting ‘sometimes she didn’t say exactly what she meant’

A woman from Berkshire has been struck off the National Register of Girlfriends after admitting ‘not always saying exactly what she meant’ in at least two previous relationships.

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2009
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