In an attempt to move away from the elderly middle class cruise ship demographic Coronavirus has announced that it will now go under the much edgier and cool name of ‘Covid-19′. The virus is hoping the rebranding will make a strong impact among the trendier 18-30s market and has revealed impressive plans to spread around… [read...]
This year’s Glastonbury Festival plumbed a new low with regard to generating material to suit the agenda of much of the right-wing media. Although drinking alcohol was widespread, and a large slice of wanton pleasure-seeking behaviour was on display, [read...]
There was ill-concealed anger as many festival-goers left Worthy Farm today, after Sir David Attenborough’s Sunday afternoon gig on the Pyramid Stage was lambasted by audience and critics alike as having been the worst Glastonbury performance ever. [read...]
The organisers of British “Summer” festivals have admitted that they have struggled to find enough mud to meet the expectations of festival goers. A spokesman for the Glastonbury festival explained; “With such a wet summer, [read...]
Ministers were quick to clarify that the Christmas queues for hospital admission, were caused by the draw of resort-like facilities, the mortuary’s ever-popular Santa’s grotto and the fact that rickets is still in vogue. Branding buildings as ‘overcrowded’ failed to take into account that facilities are smaller now, [read...]
