A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth is heading towards widespread famine and ecological disaster, as the work of a scheming fraudster. Team leader Fred explained that they were passing through Central London in their VW camper van when a recent copy of the Daily Express alerted them to a mystery. [read...]
‘We were aware that we had a grave responsibility to act now and protect future generations of UN delegates from catastrophic summit venues.’ [read...]
After wrestling with the problem of methane emissions, Father Christmas has decided to replace his team of flying reindeer with an engine based upon the Toyota Prius. [read...]
President Obama confided to our reporter; ‘To be honest, we didn’t realise it would kick in so quickly. I’ve been offered a two up on a bike to the airport, but I don’t know what happens then. [read...]
An agreement that cardboard for recycling will be put out on a Tuesday night has been reached at the UN climate summit in Paris. The historic deal will see cardboard across the developed world kerbside and ready for collection on a Wednesday morning, [read...]
