Soft beverage giant Coca Cola has been slammed by climate change activists over its latest Christmas advert which shows a convoy of more than thirty, forty-foot five-tonne articulated lorries making a single delivery of Coca Cola to Nev’s Minimart in Watford. [read...]
A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth is heading towards widespread famine and ecological disaster, as the work of a scheming fraudster. Team leader Fred explained that they were passing through Central London in their VW camper van when a recent copy of the Daily Express alerted them to a mystery. [read...]
‘It’s all probably far enough away to be ignored for the time being.’ [read...]
The owners of Britain’s tanning emporia are holding emergency talks today as evidence accumulates that the rise in global temperatures could ravage the industry. They have called on the government to act quickly before places with names like Tantastic and We-bbq-u become derelict ghost buildings. [read...]
Angry people across the UK have lifted their knuckles from the ground and demanded answers as to why there is apparently a shortage of carbon dioxide for drinks plants, when scientists and other lefties have been telling them for years that the world is getting hotter because there is too much of it. [read...]
