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Authorities threaten St Paul’s protestors with George Monbiot

where's God when you need Him?Anti-capitalist protestors are in disarray after being told they face a lengthy and crushingly boring visit from columnist and self-styled eco-warrior George Monbiot if they don’t withdraw from their encampment in St Paul’s Square.

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Posted: Oct 28th, 2011
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Responsible hotel towel use ‘has solved world climate crisis’ say experts

‘Not requesting fresh towels unless it is entirely necessary has seen a marked change in world ozone density, increased climate stability and a more efficient checkout procedure,’ said a spokesman. ‘This, combined with fair trade complimentary coffee sachets means that the hotel industry is really leading the way in saving Mother Earth.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2011
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FA launches ‘Let’s Kick Climate Change Denial Out of Football’ campaign

crowds insisting that never in a million years was that offsetFootball fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences.

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Posted: Sep 1st, 2011
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Middle class baffled at continued environmental crisis in spite of token recycling efforts

Middle class families around the UK have reacted with anger and bafflement at news that the global environmental crisis continues unabated.

“I just don’t understand it,” said Publishing Consultant Ruben Shepherd. “we really pulled out all of the stops; the council won’t take corrugated cardboard, so once a month I load up the Range Rover and take it down to the recycling centre myself. Talk about going the extra mile.“

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2011
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Santa set to replace reindeer with Toyota Prius derivative to offset environmental concerns

reindeer turned into bio-fuelAfter wrestling with the problem of methane emissions, Father Christmas has decided to replace his team of flying reindeer with an engine based upon the Toyota Prius.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2010
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