Anti-capitalist protestors are in disarray after being told they face a lengthy and crushingly boring visit from columnist and self-styled eco-warrior George Monbiot if they don’t withdraw from their encampment in St Paul’s Square.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2011
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‘Not requesting fresh towels unless it is entirely necessary has seen a marked change in world ozone density, increased climate stability and a more efficient checkout procedure,’ said a spokesman. ‘This, combined with fair trade complimentary coffee sachets means that the hotel industry is really leading the way in saving Mother Earth.’
Posted: Sep 9th, 2011
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Middle class families around the UK have reacted with anger and bafflement at news that the global environmental crisis continues unabated.
“I just don’t understand it,” said Publishing Consultant Ruben Shepherd. “we really pulled out all of the stops; the council won’t take corrugated cardboard, so once a month I load up the Range Rover and take it down to the recycling centre myself. Talk about going the extra mile.“
Posted: Jun 8th, 2011
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After wrestling with the problem of methane emissions, Father Christmas has decided to replace his team of flying reindeer with an engine based upon the Toyota Prius.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2010
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‘We were aware that we had a grave responsibility to act now and protect future generations of UN delegates from catastrophic summit venues.’
Posted: Dec 12th, 2010
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