Anti-capitalist protestors are in disarray after being told they face a lengthy and crushingly boring visit from columnist and self-styled eco-warrior George Monbiot if they don’t withdraw from their encampment in St Paul’s Square. [read...]
‘Not requesting fresh towels unless it is entirely necessary has seen a marked change in world ozone density, increased climate stability and a more efficient checkout procedure,’ said a spokesman. ‘This, combined with fair trade complimentary coffee sachets means that the hotel industry is really leading the way in saving Mother Earth.’ [read...]
Football fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences. [read...]
Middle class families around the UK have reacted with anger and bafflement at news that the global environmental crisis continues unabated.
“I just don’t understand it,” said Publishing Consultant Ruben Shepherd. “we really pulled out all of the stops; [read...]