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Santa set to replace reindeer with Toyota Prius derivative to offset environmental concerns

reindeer turned into bio-fuelAfter wrestling with the problem of methane emissions, Father Christmas has decided to replace his team of flying reindeer with an engine based upon the Toyota Prius.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2010
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Tense UN climate talks reach agreement on next venue

talks went on until long after the bar had opened‘We were aware that we had a grave responsibility to act now and protect future generations of UN delegates from catastrophic summit venues.’

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Posted: Dec 12th, 2010
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Human race voids Earth warranty

Man has apparently broken the terms of the agreement including ‘inappropriate misuse’, ‘over-exposure to sunlight’ and more imminently ‘immersing in water’.

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Posted: May 10th, 2008
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UK Plastic bag ban set to completely reverse global warming

‘Never mind that India and China are opening forty coal fossil fuel power stations every month’ said Gore ‘The UK’s decision to ban plastic bags will more than compensate for that.’

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2008
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Climate Change Scientists Warn ‘Loads More Bad Stuff’

‘human race is headed for that total annihilation they warned about before – only more so’

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2007
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