The UK Government has announced plans for a new statutory time scale to be known as British Nuclear Winter Time (NWT) in the event of a catastrophic escalation of political and military tensions in the Middle East. [read...]
‘Fears that viewers on C4+1 may be confused’ [read...]
As the chimes of Big Ben rang out and the cheers of the crowds in Trafalgar Square heralded another New Year, the Government’s little publicised plan to reduce Greenwich Mean Time by 1 minute per hour came into immediate effect. [read...]
‘By Monday morning I confidently predict our entire country will be waking up to November 1st 1980,’ said Mr Cameron. [read...]
Science superstar Professor Brian Cox has admitted that after years of study he still cannot remember whether clocks go backwards or forwards at the beginning of summertime in the UK. Suspicions about the celebrity particle physicist’s grasp of BST emerged when he arrived two hours late for a screening of his hit TV series ‘The… [read...]
