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Welfare Budget could be reduced with Biblical Floods

Conservative think tanks have reached the conclusion that Britain could be purged of an unwanted 95% of the population, if we only we embraced the ‘golden opportunity’ offered by recent extreme weather conditions.

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Posted: Jan 9th, 2014
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Image of a piece of toast seen on face of the Virgin Mary

‘The amazing thing is that it was just like the one I had had for breakfast.’

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2013
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God to be awarded Oscar for special effects in Old Testament

In a move described by entertainment insiders as being ‘long overdue’, the Creator of the Universe has been tipped to receive a lifetime achievement award for His magnificently realistic tricks which have been scaring the daylights out of Christians for the last 2000 years.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2013
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Jehovah’s witnesses attempt to proselytise god

God almighty, the famously self-employed inventor and property mogul, has revealed that a series of Jehovah’s witnesses arriving at his office for their ultimate holy judgement have attempted to convince him to join their religion.

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Posted: Oct 15th, 2013
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‘Thou Shalt Clear Browsing History’ made new, 11th Commandment

‘I believe this will be a cost-effective measure, Commandment-wise’, explained the creator of the Universe at a hastily convened press conference “Why, just the other day, I watched a man in Norwich being caught visiting Trannyheaven.com…’

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Posted: Oct 9th, 2013
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