Mumsnet has written to God complaining that its members had been ‘outraged and distressed’ by an Old Testament storyline in which a mother accidentally smothers her baby in bed, steals a friend’s baby, [read...]
Having phased out the redundant headphone socket, hardware designers have turned their attention to the outmoded bOdy 2.0. Removing all but the face aperture, Apple hope that this slimmed-down version will simplify life choices – [read...]
God is now communicating with a previously non-religious couple who would like to get married in a church. According to Gary Parker, this is a huge coincidence, and the timing has nothing to do with facilitating arrangements for their big day. [read...]
Popular deity God has confirmed that miracles will only be performed if a sufficient number of Facebook shares are performed. ‘I’m sorry that wasn’t clear in the past’ he apologised, ‘but, as you may have heard, [read...]
In a rare media appearance on NBC’s The Tonight Show on Sunday night, everyone’s favorite deity spent an insightful half hour with host Jimmy Fallon discussing the fate of his upcoming projects. The public have been left on tenterhooks awaiting the release of the ‘Apocalypse’, [read...]
