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Thousands of UK churchgoers at risk of being interested
Thousands of young people who regularly attend church in the UK may be vulnerable to feelings of mild interest, according to a report released today. [read...]
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Synthetic life form accuses God of ‘playing science’
‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’ [read...]
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God to appear in a vision and warn cinemagoers to turn off their mobile phones
After the failure of the Christianity campaign to advertise in cinemas, the Lord thy God will appear in a vision in selected cinemas to promote blessed popcorn, 2 for 1 baptisms and holy Fanta. [read...]
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God admits: ‘Jesus is very hard to buy for’
With Christmas approaching, God has said that buying presents for Jesus has become a real problem: ‘After 2000 years, there aren’t many things left I haven’t tried. He says he’s too old for an XBox and, [read...]
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Voices in man’s head tell him to clean his bathroom
Bryan Hancock, a 32-year-old unemployed alcoholic with a hair-trigger temper from Manchester, has been bemused to be told by the voices in his head to go and give his house a good tidying-up. Following on from his instructions from God or the devil, [read...]