In a rare media appearance on NBC’s The Tonight Show on Sunday night, everyone’s favorite deity spent an insightful half hour with host Jimmy Fallon discussing the fate of his upcoming projects. The public have been left on tenterhooks awaiting the release of the ‘Apocalypse’, [read...]
Thousands of young people who regularly attend church in the UK may be vulnerable to feelings of mild interest, according to a report released today. [read...]
‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’ [read...]
After the failure of the Christianity campaign to advertise in cinemas, the Lord thy God will appear in a vision in selected cinemas to promote blessed popcorn, 2 for 1 baptisms and holy Fanta. [read...]
With Christmas approaching, God has said that buying presents for Jesus has become a real problem: ‘After 2000 years, there aren’t many things left I haven’t tried. He says he’s too old for an XBox and, [read...]
