Abu Qatada to improve public image with ‘I’m A Celebrity’ appearance
‘Abu is looking forward to eating testicles in the jungle, as long as they’re halal.’
Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Gok Wan slams London rioters’ for their dress sense
Fashion guru Gok Wan was particularly critical of the poor adherence to 70’s chic, ‘Being on the world’s TV screens is a great opportunity for British fashion, so I’m particularly disappointed that people have failed to make an effort. We were expecting flowing denims, long hair and bohemian looks; resorting to a 1973-style Provo IRA balaclava really doesn’t cut it.’
Posted: Aug 9th, 2011
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Gok Wan disappears up own arse in catwalk mishap
Legendary fashionista, Gok Wan is recovering in hospital today following a freak accident at the Blue Water shopping centre, in Kent.
Posted: Jul 14th, 2011
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Government admits CCTV cameras ‘have not made British public any better looking’
A Home Office review has found that the blanket installation of CCTV cameras has failed to prompt the general population to make a bit of an effort with their appearance when they’re out and about in public.
Posted: Jun 8th, 2010
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Woman gutted as Gok Wan fails to make her look good naked
A 42 year old woman had her dreams of appearing on the show dashed after the fashion guru called a halt after just three days of filming, admitting that there was nothing more he could do for her and urging her to put her clothes back on.
Posted: Mar 8th, 2010
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