Golfers across the UK have formed an alliance to dissuade unsuspecting relatives from buying them ‘The Ryder Cup 2012 DVD’ after concluding that it was quite good when it happened but they don’t want to watch all that turgid crap again, especially when it’s pissing down and the course is flooded.’
Posted: Dec 10th, 2012
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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2011
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Human-like fossils suggest this very close relative ‘probably played off a handicap of eight’.
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