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NHS to start publishing surgeons’ golf handicaps

‘The public have the right to know how their surgeon is performing on the fairways and the greens,’ said Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt.

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2013
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Golfers unite on Christmas anti-Ryder Cup DVD plea

Golfers across the UK have formed an alliance to dissuade unsuspecting relatives from buying them ‘The Ryder Cup 2012 DVD’ after concluding that it was quite good when it happened but they don’t want to watch all that turgid crap again, especially when it’s pissing down and the course is flooded.’

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2012
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Relief as moronic cries of ‘In The Hole’ fail to land Ryder Cup for US

Reserved sports fans have breathed a collective sigh of relief, after US Ryder Cup supporters proved that shouting ‘Get In The Hole’ at a golf ball doesn’t actually help.

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2012
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Teacher defends driving golf balls at children

‘If a kid in my class doesn’t know that a golfball with 350 dimples employs a Magnus Lift, well, he deserves a 7-iron towards the knackers,’ said Archibald McAughtrie (Handicap 18).

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2011
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Human-like ancestor ‘pretty handy’ at golf, experts claim

also found with an early fondue set and the world's first recorded cuddly toyHuman-like fossils suggest this very close relative ‘probably played off a handicap of eight’.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2010
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