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Jesus suspended for wearing cross at work

Health and safety decided it could cause a bit of painful chafingJesus of Nazareth was suspended today after wearing a cross to work. Simon, also known as Peter, or Rocky to his mates, sales manager of a small collective of preachers and miracle workers, said their founder and chief executive Jesus had been behaving increasingly irrationally recently and yesterday had abandoned the group during a breakout session in the Garden of Gethsemane.

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Posted: Apr 21st, 2011
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