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Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’
‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’ [read...]
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Sky wins Easter Week TV contract
The final week in the life of Jesus Christ and His resurrection will be shown exclusively on Sky between 2018 and 2023, it was announced today. The broadcaster beat off rival bids from Channel 4 and a consortium of the Catholic Church and Amazon Prime, [read...]
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Katie Hopkins to be crucified on Good Friday to redeem sins of mankind
The Church of England’s first female bishop has confirmed that celebrity Antichrist Katie Hopkins is to be executed on the cross on Good Friday, April 3. Against the backdrop of yet another cosmologically inconsequential but newsworthy Twitter spat, [read...]