In a move bound to endear him to his legion of followers, Mitt Romney has finally revealed the recipe for his home-cooked crystal meth. ‘Everywhere I travel, people have asked about my krank,’ revealed Romney. ‘I find it helps me pretend to be excited about the issues I need to endorse to get elected.’
Posted: Sep 5th, 2012
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Mitt Romney has been exposed as being a founding member of the gangsta rap group Wealthy With Attitude (‘WWA’) while a student at the Harvard Business School. The Republican Presidential candidate featured on their debut album ‘Straight Outta Hampton’ where he went under the moniker ‘Filthy Rich Mutherfucka’.
Posted: Aug 13th, 2012
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As the race for the Republican Party presidential nomination heats up, an increasing number of GOP members are asking a resurgent Newt Gingrich if it would be okay if they saw other candidates.
Posted: Jan 30th, 2012
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‘What we need is a President who has a clear vision for our nation. And that is what I offer the people of…, the people of… Oh boy, just give me a minute, will you?’
Posted: Nov 28th, 2011
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