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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?With political stalemate gripping Westminster it was agreed yesterday that the outcome of the 2010 British General Election be decided by a penalty shoot-out.  

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Posted: May 4th, 2013
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Prime Minister expected to regenerate in May

outside that little fantasy box, no-one can hear the electorate scream‘PM’s storylines involving his fiscal policies have proved similarly unpopular, with critics remarking that he leaves the British economy rather like the TARDIS – doesn’t look too big from the outside and actually conceals a vast empty space.’

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2013
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Prime Minister Miliband would ‘un-invade Iraq’

‘We’ll send troops into Iraq with what I call weapons of mass construction – bricks, nails and gaffer tape – to undo the invasion with a Saddam lookalike to run the country. It will be as good as new at best, or as good as Slough at worse.’

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Posted: Feb 19th, 2013
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Party leaders to go head-to-head in ‘It’s a Knockout’ TV spectacular

"here come the Belgians", and anyone else with a vetoGordon Brown has elaborated on his commitment on a live televised encounter with the opposition and seized the election campaign initiative by organising an ‘It’s a Knockout’ style tournament, pitting the Prime Minister against other party leaders.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2013
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Labour Party to use ‘guest leaders’

Labour Party to follow the example of ‘Have I Got News For You’.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2012
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