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Jeremy Corbyn enters Labour race in an alternate Universe

Labour having to boldly go where no party has gone before to find a new leaderScience fiction and socialism fans alike, have been delighted to discover that in a hypothetical self-contained reality there exists an actual left-wing candidate. The Member of Parliament for Islington North has managed to secure enough nominations to get on the ballot, but only in a parallel universe where there is compassion, collective responsibility and where we are ruled by a race of four-foot high, furry, purple bipeds all named ‘Michael Foot’.

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Posted: Jun 16th, 2015
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Osborne to sell his own grandmother

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne is to sell his own grandmother to help reduce the deficit, according to a Treasury spokesman. The move follows Osborne’s announcement that he intends selling government shares in Royal Mail and RBS.

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2015
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Betting scam latest; Prime Minister agreed to throw election

all bets are now off Shock allegations in The News Of The World have revealed that Labour leader Gordon Brown agreed to a bribe to deliberately lose the 2010 general election.

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Posted: May 6th, 2015
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Elton John plays tribute song as nation mourns death of Brown’s premiership

not a dry eye in the houseElton John will lead the mourners by playing a reworded version of The Stranglers classic Golden Brown.

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Posted: May 4th, 2015
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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?Five spot kicks each were allowed (with only two for the Liberals).  

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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