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Cameron appoints Gillian Duffy as State Immigration Controller

‘In tackling both Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg, Mrs Duffy has shown she has no time for people who come here on false pretences,’ said the Prime Minister.

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2011
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David Cameron’s face ‘looming larger than ever’, say astronomers

public gazing in awe at his vastnessDavid Cameron’s huge round face is looming larger than ever over Britain, astronomers have found.

‘This remote, barren object was first sighted as recently as 2005,’ said telegenic starmonger Professor Brian Cox. ‘Since then it has hurtled rapidly upwards, and last night in particular it was more visible than ever, hanging ominously in the night sky with its inscrutable face turned towards the earth. It’s a beautiful but disturbing sight.’

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2011
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Cameron condemns ‘sick’ Facebook Gordon Brown tribute page

Prime Minister David Cameron led condemnation of tributes to ‘a dangerous self-pitying sociopath with a persecution complex,’ found on the Facebook fan page ‘Gorden Brown u Ledgend’.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2010
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Last episode of New Labour disappoints viewers

Many viewers had found that the series had lost its way after the declaration of war that was broadly seen as an attempt to revive interest following flagging ratings, and the subsequent departure of the once popular lead character Tony.

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Posted: May 26th, 2010
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Gordon Brown ‘forgot to clear No 10′s browser history’

luckily he deleted all the spreadsheets - no-one will ever know.Apparently spent several hours editing his own Wikipedia entry.

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Posted: May 16th, 2010
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