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London 2012 ‘proves austerity works’, declares Cameron

‘Just look at Jess Ennis, Mo Farah and that ginger lad – George Osborne has been cutting their funding like mad since we got in, and look what it did for them. Brilliant.’

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2012
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Middle East tense as Brown asks Blair: ‘When are you resigning as peace envoy?’

Governments in the Middle East and around the world are said to be ‘tense and concerned’ after Gordon Brown approached Tony Blair at the weekend and asked: “when are you resigning as peace envoy?”

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2011
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‘Gordon Brown drew a willy on my book when he was 8,’ reveals new memoir

was also bombarded with rubbers, pencil sharpeners and heavy Trotsky‘My back was only turned for a few seconds,’ says Alec Dunning in his autobiography “Back from the Nit Nurse”, ‘but when I looked at my maths book someone had drawn a big hairy knob on the front cover. Gordon was trying to look all innocent, but I knew it was him.’

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2011
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Angry mob of MPs at police station, bangs on the roof of redhead’s prison van

Though many of the protesters are former associates of one-time Sun editor Rebekah Brooks, with some even being convicted expense fiddlers and dodgy document forgers themselves, the shamed redhead’s crimes have provoked fury even among the MP community.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2011
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Double entendre fans delighted by Balls leak

Lovers of risqué puns could barely contain their delight today as the Ed Balls scandal continued to simmer.

Guffaws were heard when Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, refused to be blamed for the fact that Balls had been thrust into the spotlight.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2011
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