Gordon Brown has countered suggestions that he will leave Parliament immediately, promising instead to remain a backbiting MP and work harder than ever to undermine the Labour leadership and help the party into its inevitable period of bickering, infighting and internecine feuding.
Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Following days of round the clock news reporting on the worsening state of health of Gordon Brown’s tenure as leader of a once great nation, David Dimbleby announced yesterday that the premiership had finally died. Books of condolence have been opened around the country, and ranks of carefully placed cellophane-wrapped bouquets are accumulating on the steps of Labour clubs up and down the land. Elton John will lead the mourners by playing a reworded version of The Stranglers classic Golden Brown.
Posted: May 10th, 2010
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The United Kingdom may need to be closed down for six or seven days after Prime Minister Gordon Brown showed signs of erupting into a huge cloud of volcanic ash, warned experts.
Posted: May 6th, 2010
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‘Of course, I won’t blame anyone until it’s certain we’ve lost,’ said the Prime Minister. ‘But I’ll tell you, it’s not looking good for Mandelson, Hain or that Duffy woman.’
Posted: May 5th, 2010
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Brown can be seen explaining how an election might be deliberately thrown
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