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Gordon Brown to remain as backbiting MP

Gordon Brown has countered suggestions that he will leave Parliament immediately, promising instead to remain a backbiting MP and work harder than ever to undermine the Labour leadership and help the party into its inevitable period of bickering, infighting and internecine feuding.

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Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Elton John plays tribute song as nation mourns death of Brown’s premiership

not a dry eye in the houseFollowing days of round the clock news reporting on the worsening state of health of Gordon Brown’s tenure as leader of a once great nation, David Dimbleby announced yesterday that the premiership had finally died. Books of condolence have been opened around the country, and ranks of carefully placed cellophane-wrapped bouquets are accumulating on the steps of Labour clubs up and down the land. Elton John will lead the mourners by playing a reworded version of The Stranglers classic Golden Brown.

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Posted: May 10th, 2010
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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?With political stalemate gripping Westminster it was agreed yesterday that the outcome of the 2010 British General Election be decided by a penalty shoot-out.  

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Posted: May 7th, 2010
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UK electorate faces ash chaos as Gordon Brown threatens to erupt

The United Kingdom may need to be closed down for six or seven days after Prime Minister Gordon Brown showed signs of erupting into a huge cloud of volcanic ash, warned experts.

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Posted: May 6th, 2010
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Brown to take ‘full responsibility for blaming someone else’ if Labour loses election

‘Of course, I won’t blame anyone until it’s certain we’ve lost,’ said the Prime Minister. ‘But I’ll tell you, it’s not looking good for Mandelson, Hain or that Duffy woman.’

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Posted: May 5th, 2010
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