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Everyone hates you, says new survey by The Office Gossip

A new survey by The Office Gossip, in conjunction with the Sidekick and verified by The Enabler, has found strong evidence that everyone hates you.

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2014
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Fame-hungry whore dumps fame-hungry whore for being a fame-hungry whore

‘They’re just a fame-hungry whore,’ said the fame-hungry whore at an awards ceremony last night.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2013
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Justin Bieber ‘talent’ rumours hotly denied by management

A spokeswoman for Justin Bieber has denied rumours that the global teen pop sensation has become a talented musician. A 22-year-old woman from Utah has claimed in a national US newspaper that she ‘genuinely enjoys’ Bieber’s music despite being some years out of puberty and no longer even a teenager. ‘He is clearly maturing as [...]

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2011
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Rumour Mill Set to Close

Britain’s oldest industry will close its doors next month, citing among recent financial constraints, the publics’ “Dwindling appetite for scandal”. The Mill, whose vast foundries have forged speculation, manufactured allegation and fabricated gossip for countless mongers since the dawn of man is set to mothball its base of operations and cease idle chit-chat by the end of August, with the loss of 10,000 jobs.

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Posted: Jul 26th, 2011
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Aung San Suu Kyi tells tabloid press she really isn’t ready to start dating

still holding out for right Milk Tray man to swim across her lake.‘She’s just playing hard to get,’ said Mariana Holt, writing in the Daily Mail.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2010
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