Goths have been put in charge of the arrangements for Britain’s summer this year with results the less pasty inhabitants have found disappointing. A committee of black T-shirted fans of The Cure decided that sunshine from 11:00 a.m to 9:00 p.m. [read...]
‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’ [read...]
‘Without all the black and white make-up and piercings it was impossible to recognise anyone.’ [read...]
Home Secretary Theresa May has published a new report that blames Goths for hampering the war against terror. ‘It would all have been over years ago if it wasn’t for the stupid bloody Goths posting all their self-harm and suicidal fantasies online,’ she said. [read...]
Manson has called on all goths to intensify their campaign against society by spending longer than usual locked away in the darkness of their bedrooms and being stroppier to their loving parents. [read...]
