Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn
‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’
Posted: Jul 21st, 2014
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Disillusioned teen wakes up to the ugly side of vampirism
Thoughts of eternal bliss in the company of vampire heart-throb Robert Pattinson and the ethereal Kristen Stewart swam through her head when 16 year old Trudy Bellamy took her vampire oath at the back of the East Grinstead community centre.
Posted: Dec 15th, 2013
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Miliband call for Manson tax provokes Gothic Sulk
Manson has called on all goths to intensify their campaign against society by spending longer than usual locked away in the darkness of their bedrooms and being stroppier to their loving parents.
Posted: Feb 21st, 2013
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Split-personality man wins compensation for alter ego’s accident
A 48-year-old Warwickshire man with multiple personalities has won a compensation claim after one of his selves tripped on a pavement.
Posted: Dec 11th, 2009
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Goths looking forward to fantastic Halloween night at ordinary dress party
‘Without all the black and white make-up and piercings it was impossible to recognise anyone.’
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