As unintended consequence of the pandemic, flocks of flamboyant New Romantics have been returning to the deserted streets of London. Not seen in numbers since the early 80s, it was thought that New Romantics were close to extinction, [read...]
Thoughts of eternal bliss in the company of vampire heart-throb Robert Pattinson and the ethereal Kristen Stewart swam through her head when 16 year old Trudy Bellamy took her vampire oath at the back of the East Grinstead community centre. [read...]
‘Without all the black and white make-up and piercings it was impossible to recognise anyone.’ [read...]
Goths have been put in charge of the arrangements for Britain’s summer this year with results the less pasty inhabitants have found disappointing. A committee of black T-shirted fans of The Cure decided that sunshine from 11:00 a.m to 9:00 p.m. [read...]
‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’ [read...]
