Sightings of infamous gang leader David ‘Dave’ Cameron continue to tantalise Scotland Yard. The shiny-faced conman has been on the lam since the failed ‘Brexit Gardens’ heist, where a gang of incompetents tried to carry out an outrageous £350 million confidence trick. [read...]
Always putting a positive spin on Brexit, Michael Gove has insisted that citizens may soon own up to 3 little persons provided they are kept on a leash when in public areas and are registered with the government. [read...]
Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House
Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
With Gove hung by the neck and the treasury was bare [read...]
While generally in favour of the controversial plan to give Turkey’s children a more religious and conservative education, the UK’s former Education Secretary said there was a missed opportunity to study the King James Bible. [read...]