A council in England has come under scrutiny after its scheme to use potholes as flood plains hasn’t prevented widespread flooding. “The plan seemed flawless”, the council’s chief officer of penny-pinching told us, wearing a pristine, [read...]
In light of spending cuts, it has been confirmed that the UK’s ageing ballistic missile defence system will be replaced by an ‘alternatively-powered ecological surface solution’. [read...]
After a funding review, the Government today announced plans for Prince Charles to be scrapped by 2017, and in addition for Prince Edward, the Earl of Wessex, to be ‘mothballed’ for a decade or longer. [read...]
‘I thought the private sector was going to take up the slack after all the cuts’ said Mr Strachan, who also has experience as a wheelie bin logistics assistant, and a ‘Making sure everyone knows you’re LGBT’ [read...]
David Caero ade the shock aouceet i the house of coos today that the alphabet would shrik to just twety four letters with iediate effect, sayig that “Labour left us owig billios ad billios of pouds ad tough decisios have to be ade”. [read...]
