Every household in the UK will receive a cardboard cut-out Hugh Pym to help combat Covid-19, it has been announced. ‘At exactly two metres tall, Hugh Pym is the ideal tool for correctly measuring social distancing”, [read...]
Other fashionable destinations are the garage (22%), the spare bedroom (16%) and the attic (12%). [read...]
Symptoms include an affected air of knowing best, compulsive lying, a reduced ability to think and constantly harking back to World War II for no rational reason. [read...]
“Who will be advising companies to sack‘rightsize’ for short term shareholder gains as the virus bites”? [read...]
‘I voted against funding the NHS, free broadband and worker’s rights – instead, I appear to now be living in Cuba or an episode of The Good Life!’ [read...]
