The government has confirmed today that ‘Brexit means Brexit means we take back control of our borders, unless there is a physical join between the borders, in which case we won’t.’ The statement had the full agreement of all the Cabinet members apart from those who have resigned and those who haven’t found the time… [read...]
Throughout the negotiations he has made it clear he intends to criticize English cuisine, the British public transport system and the failure of the English football team to win anything in the last half century. [read...]
UK celebrations to welcome Donald Trump have been declared ‘an absolute triumph’ after placard-wielding POTUS enthusiasts filled the streets of London and a human Blimp tethered to a broken zip-wire topped all of his previous attempts at attention-seeking. [read...]
“Eventually I was given some aspirin and told to go home. In the meantime, my car had got a ticket as I’d been waiting for so long.” [read...]
Organ donor status can be recorded on the app, too. However one beta tester who has been testing an early version of the software said he was ‘disturbed’ to wake up in ICU having donated a kidney despite not being unwell, [read...]
