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Labour party to relocate board games away from London
‘I would immediately ban Free Parking except for electric cars.’ [read...]
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New government rule states voters have to be recognised by Laura Kuenssberg
‘We considered insisting on photo ID, but apparently anybody can take a photo these days,’ said a government advisor. [read...]
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Working class Tory voter still not allowed in golf club
Fred had been convinced that by voting for Cecil de la Hunt, his local Conservative candidate, he would be catapulted up the social ladder and that he would take his rightful place with the great and the good of the town. [read...]
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Boris Johnson wins Sports Personality of the Year
“Gosh, er, well this is splendid’ said the Prime Minister, ‘I mean I did a bit of rugger at Eton, and tried the high wire once, but gosh, completely unexpected, read this speech out Boris, [read...]
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May admits basing strategy on game shows
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]