The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that by monitoring the ‘alcohol induced’ ramblings of the ‘average Geordie’ in a ‘drunk tank’ Ministers could be provided with a range of inspired policy ideas. [read...]
The Government has announced a series of new appointments based on the candidate selection process known as ‘Bloody Good Bloke’ Theory. According to the theory the most important quality in a candidate is how well they will get along with the current team. [read...]
In an attempt to simplify the current quarantine shambles, Westminster has taken the step of abandoning the national definitions, replacing it with an arbitrarily applied quarantine “sentence” at point of entry into the UK. Each individual arriving in the country will be required to spin the Wheel of Misfortune to determine what – [read...]
BBC Director General Tim Davie has lashed out at comedy writers for parodying the Conservative Party and making his job much harder. “Frank Spencer is obviously based on Boris Johnson. OK, there’s a 30 year gap to explain, [read...]
Gavin Williamson has outlined his vision for next year’s A level mathematics syllabus. ‘It’s a brilliant way to incorporate academic rigour with maintaining Covid-19 awareness,’ he said today, revealing a sample paper. ‘If three households containing fourteen members can meet up in Manchester, [read...]
