Just when you thought things could not get any more ‘David Davis’, the House of Lords has insisted that the House of Commons vote on the final Brexit deal. Bearing in mind that the Commons is filled with the turkeys who asked for Brexit in the first place, [read...]
men encouraged to hand in dangerous tools that they have no idea how to use safely [read...]
In attempt to help voters lose their lunch, the Lib Dems have promoted their answer to C4’s ‘The Undateables’. Offering a stark choice of sexual extremes, Nick Clegg has positioned himself as the ‘moderate filling’, [read...]
In response to the dramatic decision by the government to alter the mood of millions of kids by forcing manufacturers to reduce sugar in soft drinks, Education Minister Damian Hinds is allowing authorities to permit ‘the carrying and gnawing of emotional support sugar canes and sugar beet on school premises.’ Being vegetables, [read...]
After many tens of years of investigation, the meaning behind the ancient monument of Stonehenge may finally have been discovered. Professor Mike Smith and his Oxford University team have concluded that the stones are not the final construction but just the scaffolding to allow work to take place. [read...]
