‘Portly’ Mark is now reported to be holed up with Mr Bercow and is armed with a First World War issue Lee Enfield rifle which he is said to be ‘waving around in a worrying manner’ [read...]
The tattoo removal apparently took over two hours and according to Louis, was one of the most enjoyable removals he has ever undertaken. [read...]
‘relief only likely to come when the provisions of the EU Working Time directive force him to take a break some time on Friday.’ [read...]
Arguments over whether it should be a dry or a flooded ditch, a clean one or a muddy one, how deep and which way up have been eclipsed by debate over whether the event should be televised, [read...]
‘Such technology is decades away, and will probably never be possible in our lifetime.’ [read...]
