0
Original Thatcher Cabinet to reform for lucrative, one-off gig
Willie Whitelaw is set for a triumphant return to the front bench, using a modified hologram of 2Pac. [read...]
Tagged government
0
Theresa May resumes staring competition in Brussels
“Words weren’t helping and are actually making things worse. We then realised something that was ‘staring us in the face’ all along – the PM’s unflinching, almost inhuman stare. I’m fairly sure she could out-stare an owl.” [read...]
0
Chuka Umunna denies being ‘by-election curious’
Mr. Umunna is clear that the people were lied to, there were dubious financial backers involved and that public opinion has now changed – and this is also true of Brexit’. [read...]
0
Parents concerned radicalised girls travel south to join the Tory party
Police, teachers and the parents of three teenagers from Liverpool who have run away from home fear they may have been radicalised and travelled south to join the Conservative party. The three girls were last seen at Watford Gap services, [read...]
0
Tory Brexit woes set to hit the small screen as big-budget sitcom spin-off
In what’s being seen as quite simply the most extraordinary development ever in British politics, it’s understood there is to be a General Election called in a matter of weeks when the entire Tory Frontbench, [read...]