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Jeremy Corbyn enters Labour race in an alternate Universe

Labour having to boldly go where no party has gone before to find a new leaderScience fiction and socialism fans alike, have been delighted to discover that in a hypothetical self-contained reality there exists an actual left-wing candidate. The Member of Parliament for Islington North has managed to secure enough nominations to get on the ballot, but only in a parallel universe where there is compassion, collective responsibility and where we are ruled by a race of four-foot high, furry, purple bipeds all named ‘Michael Foot’.

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Posted: Jun 16th, 2015
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Half of UK population ‘will die in the future’

At least half of the current UK population will die of something fatal at some point in the future, a stark new medical report has suggested.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2015
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Disgrunted voters create the ‘Independence from the UK Independence Party Party’

someone has to make a standThey come over here…

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Posted: May 22nd, 2015
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James Bond resigns from MI5 citing ‘too much paperwork’

ready to killExcessive paperwork, political correctness and boring villain’s lairs have made life unbearable.

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Posted: May 21st, 2015
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Government Ministers to be loaned out ‘to help opposition’

Alan Johnson sparked a political storm today when he suggested that the more popular governing party might lend ministers to the struggling opposition sector.

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Posted: May 10th, 2015
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