‘Maggie May’ was the only person in the country bloody minded enough to make Brexit work, and in a repeat of her first premiership has made sport of goading eurocrats while slowly gaining the support of the markets. [read...]
Several members of the Post-16 Education & Training Sub-Committee were seen using a stanley knife to carve the word BELLEND onto Mr Timmins Fiat Uno. [read...]
The Government today announced the next stage of its test and trace programme – NHS Hide and Seek. Appearing in front of reporters, Dido Harding said: “…7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…coming, ready or not!”. [read...]
The children were bored. Julian, Dick, George and Anne sat forlornly on the sea wall, while Timmy lay beside them licking his doggy treats. How they longed for those far off adventurous days. The time before the pandemic. [read...]
The UK’s leading conservative politicians and specialists in turning a crisis into a fully-fledged, all-singing, all-dancing Channel Four drama, have decided to single-handedly save Christmas for the nation by making a record. At an emergency meeting of the scientific advisory group, [read...]
