If you are planning to host an event in a Saudi Embassy, of your choice, there are important social niceties to observe; such as to cover the furniture in plastic sheets, keep fingerprints to a minimum and only kill your guests after the coffee has been served. [read...]
New revelations about David Cameron’s student days claim that he ‘wantonly’ passed port in ‘an anticlockwise direction’.
An unnamed source, now a High Court Judge, described an occasion when Cameron allegedly attempted to fill his glass, [read...]
‘I find it staggering that no pandas managed to adopt children last year – local authorities must stop delaying adoptions in an attempt to find a perfect species match.’ [read...]
The government has confirmed today that ‘Brexit means Brexit means we take back control of our borders, unless there is a physical join between the borders, in which case we won’t.’ The statement had the full agreement of all the Cabinet members apart from those who have resigned and those who haven’t found the time… [read...]
Throughout the negotiations he has made it clear he intends to criticize English cuisine, the British public transport system and the failure of the English football team to win anything in the last half century. [read...]
