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Homeless may be used as street lighting

‘It makes sense because people living on the streets can move to where they’re needed,’ said a spokesman for one Conservative local authority.

But homeless charities have attacked the plans arguing that dogs might use the ‘homeless lamp posts’ to cock their leg against

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2012
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MPs in poorer parts of UK to be paid less

George Osborne will announce plans to pay lower salaries to Members of Parliament in poorer parts of the country in his budget next week. The chancellor will argue that MPs pay should mimic the private sector and be more reflective of local economies.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2012
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Anti ‘nanny state’ campaign founders as public asks ‘what’s a nanny?’

A major new campaign to roll back the so-called ‘nanny state’ has been pulled after only two weeks. The multi-million pound campaign ‘No to Nasty Nanny Oversight!’ (NNNO!) was pulled following extensive market research showing that the ‘proud British public’ had no idea who or what a ‘nanny’ was, or indeed why it was such a bad idea to have them running the country.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2012
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David Cameron ‘sorry’ for confusing President for ‘the butler in Fresh Prince’

Number 10 has been forced to apologise to The White House today, after cash-rich but culturally-poor old Etonian David Cameron, handed his bags to US President Barrack Obama, and greeted his wife Michelle with the phrase ‘two sugars please love, and for God’s sake heat the cup first.’

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2012
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‘Homeopathic royals cannot become King’ shock

Royals who embrace homeopathy cannot become King constitutional lawyers have discovered in a shock finding. ‘It has long been believed that only Catholics couldn’t become King,’ royal historian Dr David Starkey explained. ‘But lawyers have now unearthed an ancient statute that excludes homeopathic royals from becoming monarch.’

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2012
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