The BBC have unveiled a flagship new comedy show titled ‘Mrs Johnson’s Boys’ with the central character as a shambolic drag act called Stanley. Mrs Johnson’s ‘boys’, Boris, Jo, Leo and chums get on like a tower-block on fire, [read...]
Plans to privatise the UK’s air-sea-rescue service have been warmly welcomed by Uber, which hopes to roll out a system of contactless payments for drowning swimmers. The average cost of a cliff-face rescue in 2019 was £10,000. [read...]
Fears are growing that Britain may be swamped by a ‘grey wave’ of elderly migrants returning once European healthcare accords are abolished when Britain leaves the EU. About 75% of Britons settled in continental Europe are one untimely slip in the shower away from the Grim Reaper – [read...]
A report today has warned that pensioners wanting to see their GPs for no particular reason are often prevented from doing so by people with genuine medical problems. “I wanted to tell Dr Singh the pills he gave me on Wednesday aren’t helping,” [read...]
If current negotiations with the European Space Agency are to break down, the government has given a glimpse of what the future might hold for British space endeavour. In a series of statements Her Majesty’s coffer-squatter Phillip Hammond has outlined an ambitious role for Britain to maintain its place in the queue at the cosmic enterprise buffet. [read...]
