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Pharmaceutical companies to promote drugs through interpretative dance
GSK willpromote its products through the power of ribbons, spandex body suits and jazz hands [read...]
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Politicians to replace faulty moral compass with new Ethical Sat Nav
MPs are preparing for the arrival of a new piece of wearable technology that will help them navigate difficult terrain and always guide them towards the high moral ground. [read...]
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Rocket carrying Galileo navigation satellites gets lost
Launch celebrations for Europe’s Galileo satellites, built to compete with the US GPS system, have been cut short after the rocket carrying them started to head off course while flying over the M1, just north of Leicester’s Forest East services. [read...]
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NHS reforms pose ‘serious threat to medical dramas’
GPs have again called for NHS reforms to be abandoned as it emerged that they would assume responsibility for writing all TV medical dramas. [read...]
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New help-line ‘NHS Very Direct’ gives it to patients straight
‘Standard advice will include ‘stop making such a fuss’, ‘don’t waste your GP’s time’ and ‘Oooh…that sounds nasty’.’ [read...]