“Whilst we don’t condone people takin’ the law into their ‘and’s, it’s entirely underst’able when they came up aga’nst authorities’ and organisations’ that jus’ refuse ‘ter listen.”
Posted: Mar 19th, 2013
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In what one industry analyst has described as ‘a last desperate effort to yank humanity back from the edge of the abyss,’ Apple’s soon-to-be-announced iPad 3 will include a variation on spell-check software that will replace juxtapositions of the words ‘would’ and ‘of’ with the obviously grammatically correct ‘would have’, while administering a sharp electric shock.
Posted: Mar 13th, 2012
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Incredible new developments in the world of computing suggest that it might actually be possible to spell things correctly and feature real punctuation in email addresses and URLs later this century.
Posted: Jan 20th, 2012
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An author with an aversion to commas and full stops has been prosecuted under the Punctuation Act and handed a very long sentence by the judge.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2011
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The entire management board of the toy superstore Toys ‘R’ Us has resigned today in what has been described as a titanic image presentation disaster.
Posted: Oct 29th, 2009
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